So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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