I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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