we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
