next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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