Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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