You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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