dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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