I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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