I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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