i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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