i just google imaged poop.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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