How'd it feel making her break her religion?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
