I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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