Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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