Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Come share oat with me in your robe
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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