I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
When did angry sex become our thing?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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