How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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