I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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