Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
