The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
there is puke in my bra ... again
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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