i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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