why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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