I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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