Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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