She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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