Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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