sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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