I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
two words...techno handjob
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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