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(206): View more from Washington

i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.

(425): View more from Washington

for sure. did you let him do it?

(206): View more from Washington

thats not the point.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe

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(515): View more from Iowa

In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.

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(404): View more from Georgia

MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.

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