I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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