One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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