What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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