I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I have post one night stand depression
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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