why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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