dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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