You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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