But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize
