You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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