Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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