Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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