they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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