your room smells of hookers.
And success
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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