we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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