Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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