Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize