spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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