Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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