I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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