i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
