I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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