The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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