We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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