You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
