whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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