I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm really busy with my period
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