hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
