my sisters under your porch take her home
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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