The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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